| 10. | You keep knocking on your own front door.
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| 9. | You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.
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| 8. | You ask for soft high fiber candy only.
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| 7. | When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,and you lose your balance and fall over.
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| 6. | People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' - And you're not wearing a mask.
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| 5. | When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...' - And you can't remember the rest.
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| 4. | By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
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| 3. | You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.
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| 2. | You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
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