Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing
at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing
at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,
because by then your body and your fat have gotten
to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house
is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL"
If you think there is good in everybody,
you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong,
you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell
when he's really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you
take time to look for it.For example I am sitting here
thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice:
When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."
© Tina's Prayer Gate
August 13, 2012