Here is the technical explanation
of our need for Jesus.
The maker of all human beings
is recalling all
units manufactured,
regardless of make or year,
due to a serious defect in the
primary and central component
of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units code named
Adam and Eve, resulting in the
reproduction of the same defect
in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed,
"Subsequential Internal
Non-Morality,
or more commonly known as
S-I-N,
as it is primarily
symptomized by loss of moral judgment.
Some other symptoms are:
a. Loss of Direction
b. Foul emissions
c. Amnesia of origin
d. Lack of Peace and Joy
e. Selfish or violent behavior
f. Depression or
confusion in mental component
g. Fearful
h. Idolatry
The manufacturer,
who is neither liable
nor at fault for this defect,
is providing factory
authorized repair and service,
free of charge
to correct this
SIN defect.
The number to call for the
Recall station is
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected,
please upload your burden of
SIN
by pressing
R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E.
Next download
J-E-S-U-S
into your heart.
No matter how big
or small
the SIN defect is,
the JESUS repair will replace it with:
A. Peace
B. Love
C. Joy
D. Goodness
E. Kindness
F. Patience (Long-suffering)
G. Faithfulness (Loyalty)
H. Gentleness (Meekness)
I. Temperance (Self-control)
Please see operating manual,
HOLY BIBLE,
for further details
on the use of these fixes.
WARNING- Continuing to operate
the human unit without correction,
voids the manufacturer's warranty
exposing owner to dangers
and problems too numerous
to list and will result in the human
unit being permanently impounded.
For Free Emergency Service call
J-E-S-U-S
DANGER-
The human units not receiving
this recall action will
have to be thrown into the furnace.
The SIN defect must not enter heaven or
else heaven would be infected.
Are you ready for your recall?
REMEMBER-
the call and repair service are
FREE.
Author: The Creator
© Tina's Prayer Gate
2001
