I don't do windows because...
I love birds & don't want one
to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip,
hurt themselves,
I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.

I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because...
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons
and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way,
he is an excellent designer.

I don't put things away because...
My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over
what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because...
I choose to believe them when they say
"Permanent Press"

I don't stress much on anything because...
"A Type" personalities die young
and I want to stick around
and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!




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August 14, 2004