JOB ANNOUNCEMENT

The Kingdom of God is hiring!
Are you ready to apply? Do you qualify?

JOB TITLE:
Disciples for Christ

JOB DESCRIPTION:
Tell the dying world how to live through Jesus Christ

NUMBER OF AVAILABLE POSITIONS:
Unlimited; everyone is welcome--preachers, teachers, singers,
musicians, missionaries, custodians, food servers, and numerous
others that we just can't list them all here.

EXCEPTION TO AVAILABLE POSITIONS:
The vacancy of BOSS has already been filled by the Holy Spirit.

QUALIFICATIONS:
Must have previously sinned and been blood washed;
must be willing to press toward the mark of the high calling in Christ Jesus.

EXPERIENCE NEEDED:
None necessary; experience will be earned through on-the-job training.

EDUCATION:
The Holy Spirit will teach you all things.

BENEFIT PACKAGE/SALARY:
God (the employer) shall supply all your needs according to
His riches in glory by Christ Jesus.

INSURANCE:
Access to the Master Physician.

PACKAGE ALSO INCLUDES:
Love, joy, peace, patience, long suffering; Lawyer,
Comforter, and a Wonderful Counselor.

RECOMPENSE FOR COMPLETING THE JOB ASSIGNMENT:
The most important benefit, ETERNAL LIFE with the employer.

DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS:
Before the return of Jesus Christ; date/hour not known; wise to apply TODAY.

IMPORTANT WARNING:
Satan and HIS DEMONS need NOTapply

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