Great Quotes by Great Ladies!
Inside every older person is a younger person-- wondering what the hell happened.
~Cora Harvey Armstrong~
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
~Helen Hayes (at 73)~
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
~Janette Barber~
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
~Lily Tomlin~
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
~Laurie Kuslansky~
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
~Erma Bombeck~
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
~Bette Davis~
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
~Rhonda Hansome~
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
~Jane Sellman~
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
~Jennifer Unlimited~
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
~Charlotte Whitton~
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
~Jennifer Unlimited~
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
~Catherine~
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
~Kathy Buckley~
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . and I'm also not blonde.
~Dolly Parton~
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
~Sue Grafton~
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
~Roseanne Barr~
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
~Elayne Boosler~
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
~Maryon Pearson~
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything done, ask a woman.
~Margaret Thatcher~
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
~Gloria Steinem~
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
~Zsa Zsa Gabor~
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
~Eleanor Roosevelt~
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