THINGS YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY AT WORK

  1. And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...?

  2. Do I look like a people person?

  3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

  4. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

  5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

  6. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

  7. You! ... Off my planet!

  8. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

  9. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

  10. A PBS mind in an MTV world.

  11. Allow me to introduce myselves...

  12. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

  13. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

  14. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

  15. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

  16. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

  17. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

  18. Stress is when you wake up screaming and

  19. you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

  20. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

  21. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

  22. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

  23. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

  24. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks.

  25. Iíll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

  26. I donít know what your problem is, but Iíll bet its hard to pronounce.

  27. Iíll pencil that in for never. Does never work for you?

  28. It sounds like English, but I canít understand a word youíre saying.

  29. Ahhh Ö I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

  30. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

  31. The fact that no one understands you doesnít mean you are an artist.

 

© Tina's Prayer Gate
July 14, 2012